Greetings, friends and family!
As many of you know, Natalie and Tim ran off and got legally married without you on October 15th, 2010 in Alexandria, Virginia. It was a great little event with their immediate families, and now the two of them can do fun things together like pay bills and file taxes. Hooray!
There have, however, been complaints aired by many in the national media and among the public at large regarding the unfortunate inability to attend our October nuptials. While the cause of such a travesty can never truly be known, it can be reasonably inferred from subsequent investigation that 'not telling anyone until after it took place' is likely a contributing factor.
Therefore, in order to appease the masses and rectify this great wrong, we hereby announce that are throwing a wedding and reception in the noble City of York in the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania on the Thirteenth of August, 2011 A.D., and direct all interested parties to Save the Date, in whatever manner you deem fit and proper.
Natalie and Tim's Wedding
August 13th, 2011
York, PA